Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tiger paid cops "investigating" SUV incident

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 24 May 2010

The Flagship has hot breaking news about something that happened six months ago. Tiger paid the cops who came to his house that night he "crashed" his Escalade and Elin "rescued" him by breaking the back window with a short iron. The cops then "investigated" thoroughly and determined no laws were broken and went happily back to the station, confident and proud of a job well done.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Who would doubt that story?