Thursday, May 20, 2010

She Fought The Law Alert™:
Lindsay Lohan arrest warrant issued

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 20 May 2010

The supermarket rags do not give a fig about Lindsay Lohan. She showed up once this year in a story in the National Enquirer about celebrities that are too fat or too skinny. She's too skinny.

She is also one freaking hot mess.

There are other drunken starlets and socialites, but most of them have kept themselves out of the spotlight this year. Lindsay is a favorite of online gossip, but the Only Ten Magazines That Matter have decided their readers don't know who she is.

They've done plenty of demographic research. They are probably right. Leave it to the sources where people under 40 get their news.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I swear, I just this moment posted an entry about this.
Great minds?

Matty Boy said...

It's taken me way too long a time to realize how the tabloid game is played, but it is interesting to see how the gossip pie is sliced up. There are plenty of juicy celebrity stories that none of the supermarket tabs will touch. Lohan is an obvious one, as is Ben Roethlisberger.

They have decided their readers don't care much about these stories, even though the authorities have been dragged in.