Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Sex Tape alert:Some bimbo from The Hills is going to be seen nekkid

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 May 2010

One of the bimbos on The Hills has a sex tape coming out. You can be pretty sure it isn't Heidi, because they would have come right out and used her name, since she's the biggest tabloid star of the group now. Also, it would be hard to sell a sex tape of her in her pre-inflated state, because the kind of people who buy sex tapes are the kind of people she was trying to impress when she underwent the ridiculous surgery.

I would know who if I opened the magazine, but that's against policy except in drastic circumstances, and this obviously does not count.

Also, I have to go back and add "sex tape" as a label. It obviously deserves a category of its own.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

no clue here-- I am not familiar with any of these tramps.

Matty Boy said...

It is a little odd that I who watch no reality TV and have decided not to cover certain shows that show up on the covers at all should decide to cover the ONE show even Karen Zipdrive won't watch.