Saturday, May 29, 2010

Blown Fortune Alert™:
Sarah Ferguson Royal Money Scandal

Publication: People
Date: 7 June 2010

It used to be that royal weddings could mean the difference between war and peace on the European continent. But now that the British monarchy is the only one that anybody takes seriously, it's just a very large money making scam primarily funded by the British taxpayers. Instead of war with Holland or Spain or France, the worst thing that can happen is a royal marries some bimbo and she can't keep her yap shut.

Sound like anyone we know?

Sarah Ferguson is on the Apology Tour after being caught on tape for asking for half a million pounds sterling from the British tabs for access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew.

People want access to Prince Andrew? I thought he was like the Spice Girls or Duran Duran, one of those British people we aren't required to waste brain cells remembering anymore.

In any case, the Apology Tour has two big stops in the United States, go on Oprah (she's done that) and to explain herself in People.

Mission accomplished.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey, she's always been a lotta fun in a lushy sorta way.
Leave the broad alone, I say.
She's gotten the special dispensation from Oprah and People, so she's good to go.