Sunday, May 30, 2010

A question so obvious, nobody asked it before alert:
What's wrong with Caroline Kennedy's nose?

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 June 2010

I hadn't really thought about it before, but it's a fair question.

After all, she's a woman on the public stage, so it's our God given right to obsess about her physical appearance. It's not like women actually have thoughts or opinions, right?


susan s. said...

It's looked like that for years. . . Why now?

Matty Boy said...

Another good question.

CDP said...

Plus, she has wrinkles now, so shouldn't she just stop appearing in public?

Matty Boy said...

Exactly! Once a woman in the public spotlight is over 50, she has an obligation to desperately look like she's 35. Her cousin Maria could easily explain the basics to her, but I think she's just being pig-headed.

"Ooh, I'm special! My daddy was president and your daddy wasn't! I got a pony for my birthday!"

p.s. Sarcasm aside, I chose as unflattering a picture as I could find, this one off a right wing blog. It isn't that much of a stretch to say that if a woman is older than Sandra Bullock and younger than Betty White, our society wants to ship them off to Monster Island, while men like Donald Trump and Larry King, truly grotesque inside and out, are TV stars.

Excuse me for letting my feminism to show. In some ways, it's as foolishly idealistic as being a libertarian at my age, which by the way, I'm not.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey, John-John was the pretty one and Caroline was the smart one,
so I think they came out even.

C said...

I think she looks better and better. I also wonder:
what is that elongated bulge on her nose?