Monday, May 31, 2010

Problems with Plastic Alert™:
A bunch of doctors speculate about plastic surgery

Publication: OK!
Date: 7 June 2010

Under the headline BOOB JOBS! BOTOX! LIPO!, OK! magazine has a bunch of doctors make their best guesses about what female celebrities have had what work done. The sub-headlines include:

  • Kendra's tummy crisis
  • Kim's cellulite cure
  • Audrina looks bustier
There are also mentions of Heidi Montag and Jennifer Aniston for good measure.

Note that the actresses most prized for their beauty in films today like Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are almost never mentioned in the Only Ten Magazines That Matter. (Of that group. only Jessica Alba has had a single mention this year.) If you are under thirty and the supermarket rags are interested in you, you are probably from a reality TV show.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

If you could have all the money these bimbos have spent on cosmetic surgery, you could buy a small country of your own.