Saturday, May 8, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
Prince William won't marry until Chuck dumps Camilla

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 17 May 2010

Prince William is not yet engaged to Kate Middleton, but the tabloids seem to think it's a done deal. The Examiner, who along with the Globe are the main sources on this side of the pond about all things royal, tell us this week that William refuses to get married until his dad divorces William's evil stepmother Camilla.

Who does this boy think he is? The future monarch of the United Kingdom?

Either this picture is an optical illusion or this story is false. William, a cute young lad by any reasonable yardstick, seems to have a normal size man package fitted into his nicely tailored blue jeans. But if this story is true, the boy has balls the size of Stonehenge.

Who are you going to believe? The ever reliable National Examiner or your own lying eyes?


Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm sure the horror of his daddy marrying that horse-faced trollop has lost some of its edge by now.
Besides, I think the real story is that Queen Elizabeth will bypass Prince Chuck and name William the next King of England once she retires.
I don't think anyone in England wants to see Camilla as the King of England's wife.

Matty Boy said...

Queens don't retire, they die. It's not unprecedented, but it's pretty rare to skip somebody.