Wednesday, May 5, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
Mariah Carey's sex-starved marriage

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 10 May 2010

Mariah Carey is making her fourth tabloid appearance this year, and the stories in chronological story have something like an arc to them.

February: Mariah is in rehab for booze.
March: Is Mariah pregnant?
April: No, she's just fat.
May: She and her husband Nick Cannon are not having sex.

And this story gives comfort to people who stand in supermarket checkout lines who are not Mariah Carey. And so, the circle of life is complete.



2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

She's what, 20 years older than Nick Cannon? I'll bet if he's a good boy, she lets him see her boobies for a few minutes.
Otherwise, I suspect Cannon spends most of his time playing video games in his Boy Cave.

P.S. I am not digging this new celebrity trend where they renew their wedding vows every fucking six months.
I think Mariah does it for the cake.

Matty Boy said...

Mmmmmm... cake.