Thursday, May 20, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
Laura wants a divorce... again!

Publication: Globe
Date: May 31 2010

It's been a while, but the Globe is back on the Bash Bush campaign. This is the fourth time we've seen this story in five months, three times in the Globe and once in that cheap-ass sponge paper the Examiner.

The extra scoop is she's sick of his boozing. No mention of him tomcatting around with anyone.

Honestly, I think she's too high on pills to care if he's drinking or not.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

In order to be a Tom Cat, one has to be able to get it up, and I'm pretty sure the only thing that gets him up is bombing other countries.
Besides, who cares? :P