Monday, May 24, 2010

No Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Bad reproductive news for Mariah and Jen

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 31 May 2010

There is nothing the Flagship loves more than to tell its readers that famous people are as miserable as they are. This week, the story is that Jennifer Aniston's dreams of being a mommy are shattered. Apparently, having the body of a 24 year old is not the same as as having the plumbing of a 24 year old, and at 41, her best reproductive years are behind her, according to this report.

Mariah Carey is now 40, and the Enquirer tells us she is going through fertility treatments.

The Enquirer is only happy when others are miserable.

Are you also happy with your shrinking readership, Enquirer?

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

They say Nick and Mariah keeo renewing their vows annually because she loves cake.