Saturday, May 22, 2010

Man Slut Alert:
Jesse James tortured by secret

Publication: People
Date: 31 May 2010

The Gold Standard is firmly in the Team Sandy camp. In fact, there is no Team Jesse camp. He gets no positive stories. This story in People at least tries to invoke some sympathy for the grease weasel, and right now that's as close to a positive story as he is going to get.

Jesse James is tortured by a secret. A lot of the public would prefer it if he was tortured in an undisclosed location by a professional interrogator, but this will have to do for now.

3 comments:

susan s. said...

I believe all his secrets are tattooed somewhere on his body!

Matty Boy said...

Ang given where some of them are placed, they will remain secret to all but the skankiest of skanky hos.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm sure he has plenty of secrets. That's the way cheating scumbags operate.