Monday, May 17, 2010

Love Bird Alert™:
Tori says "I Do" again

Publications: Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 24 May 2010

Two different rags have the story of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott renewing their wedding vows. Weekly Life & Style asks the important question "Why?"

Well, from Tori's point of view, why wouldn't she want to hold onto this big sulky hair product abuser?

From Dean's point of view, there's no better way to piss off Tori's bitchy mom.

Come to think of it, that might be Tori's number one reason as well.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

That guy's a barnacle. Beady eyes and no lips are a bad combination.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Also, who still wears a dress shirt and suit jacket with ratty jeans?
Didn't that look go out in the 80s?
What a tool that guy is.