Saturday, May 8, 2010

Love Bird Alert™:
Jessica Simpson's new man

Publication: Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 17 May 2010

While the Globe thinks its readers want to know about the dating secrets of Cher, Oprah and Liz Taylor, most of the rest of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter focus on women with working ovaries. For example, there are two stories this week claiming that Jessica Simpson is seeing someone new, but the name of the new beau is not revealed. This usually means the guy isn't famous.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm glad she found someone to date. It's a shame to waste one's sexual napalm.