Thursday, May 6, 2010

Late to the Party alert:
Halle Berry's split

Publications: People, In Touch, Weekly Life & Style, OK!, Us Weekly, Star
Date: 17 May 2010

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry picked the perfect time to announce their split to scoop the supermarket rags. But did this fact matter to the Only Ten Magazines That Matter?

Oh, hellz no, as we say in Oakland.

There are six headlines about Halle and Gabriel (mostly about Halle) this week. When you consider that the Sun has had only one celebrity headline all year and the Globe and Examiner tend to cater to Hey Old Timer Gossip, it isn't six out of ten, more like six out of seven. Only the National Enquirer missed this story.

They probably couldn't find a nasty enough headline.

Here are the six versions.

  • People: Halle's surprise split (Translation: Why didn't she tell us?)
  • In Touch: Why Halle left Aubry (Translation: It's his fault!)
  • Weekly Life & Style: Halle's heart-breaking split (Translation: It's really his fault!)
  • OK!: Why Halle left (Translation: His fault, his fault, his fault.)
  • Us Weekly: Halle Split (Translation: We have no new information.)
  • Star: Halle dating already (Translation: Not his fault. She's a slut.)
Any questions?



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Aubry is handsome, but I think he might have a lazy streak.
She foine-she can do betta.