Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Kick a corpse, why don'tcha?
Ted Kennedy's F.B.I. files coverup!

Publication: Globe
Date: 10 May 2010

Let's do the math, tabloid style! Nearly half the populace doesn't vote, and the rest are split fairly evenly left and right. This means that a majority of the readers of tabloids should hate any given politician.

The Globe decides that it fair to go after Ted Kennedy now, what with him being dead and all. I'm sure the F.B.I. would be glad to verify this story. I'll call them tomorrow to check it out.

Or not.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'm sure the FBI has a dossier on Teddy Kennedy large enough to fill a banquet hall. That's news?