Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Demon Drugs Alert™:
More drug problems for Whitney Houston

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 May 2010

The Flagship has pretty much owned the Whitney Houston story. In Touch had one story about the diva and all the rest have been in the Enquirer.

If it wasn't bad enough that Whitney is still on drugs, this story says she's also bloated. According to the modern entertainment world, being fat is worse than anything except maybe child molestation.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Her voice is shot to hell. Her latest singing efforts remind me of William Shatner's "singing."
What's worse, she doesn't strike me as the type who consulted a financial advisor and invested wisely back when she was the Real Deal. I'll bet she's broke-assed like a MF.
She's about one day away from joining the cast of Dr. Drew's Dope Addict Recovery show, or one of those reality shows where has-beens all live in a big mansion and try to outdo each other in the nutter department.
***SPOILER ALERT***
She'd win.