Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
The secrets of very attractive young women

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 10 May 2010

How is it that famous women are so attractive? What are their secrets?

Could it be they were born attractive and they have a willingness to be photographed with no clothes on?

No, that would be too easy. Must be something else. Weekly Life & Style will let you in on their secrets.


Kendra Wilkinson has a belly fat blast. If we go by recent information, it's called Photoshop.


Kim Kardashian has an instant Butt Lift.

That sounds like heavy lifting. Remember to bend from the knees.


Jessica Alba has an easy diet tip.

What, throwing up counts as a tip these days?

I think my original theory is probably more accurate, they one about being born pretty and willingness to be naked in public.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think they all made a deal when they were babies--they traded brains for beauty.