Monday, May 3, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Kirstie Alley loses 50 pounds in five months

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 10 May 2010

This week is top heavy with stories about weight, so instead of just re-printing the weight related stuff on Tuesday, it's going to spill over into both Monday and Wednesday.

Kirstie Alley has lost 50 pounds in five months, which is a serious amount, but also a safe time period. An average of 2 to 3 pounds a week is very good work indeed.

The Star, which at 27% positive stories is around the middle of the nasty to nice spectrum, wonders if the weight loss was diet or vacuum cleaner.

Poor Kirstie can't catch a break from the tabloids. If she has had any work done, I'm guessing she went under the knife to trim those pointy ears.



2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fat or not, I think she's really funny and amusingly eccentric.
She used to be a major cokehead, and my theory is that excess coke usage kills one's happy spot so they have to overdo everything just to feel anything.
That, plus pie is Good.

Matty Boy said...

Scientology is a major turn-off for me. Absolutely cannot get past it.