Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Jennifer Aniston's best body ever

Publication: OK!
Date: 10 May 2010

OK! says that Jennifer Aniston at 41 years old has her best body ever. She lost seven pounds in seven days, she tells her recipes and exercise and anti-cellulite routines.

This picture is not from the OK! story, but instead taken last year. She still does look great. But why can't she find a nice guy, isn't that what we really want to know?


Karen Zipdrive said...

I believe I explained her inability to keep a man a few times already.
Her vaginal fluid surely must contain an irritant that makes any penis that come in contact with it hurt like it's on fire.

Matty Boy said...

That's what we call sexual napalm. Depending on how long it lasts, that is not necessarily a bad thing.

She could be as annoying as her character on Friends. That is another theory worth considering.