Monday, May 3, 2010

Damn You Fat Alert™:
270 lb. Chaz Bono's heart attack alert

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 May 2010

I feel sorry for Chaz Bono for having fame thrust upon him. The National Enquirer is the meanest tabloid around, and this story is right up their alley, but I will note that they did not say Chaz was dying, which means that he does not join his mom on the supermarket vulture list.

That said, Chaz looks way too much like John Candy in this picture. Candy was 43 when he died. Chaz Bono is now 41.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Candy had a modicum of talent.
Chaz...well. He's HUGE.