Thursday, May 13, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Kristen Stewart is pregnant!

Publication: OK!
Date: 27 May 2010

OMG!!! Did you hear? You won't believe it but it has to be true!

Kristen is pregnant with Rob's baby! Bella is going to have a little baby vampire!

Why does it have to be true? Because Rob told it to Oprah!

You can't lie to Oprah! She has that golden lasso thing! It has to be true!


(Editor's note: Good punchy prose, but it needs more exclamation points.)


Karen Zipdrive said...

The media is so desperate.
When the kid said it, Oprah, Kristen and the whole audience burst into laughter. Then Kristen said Rob was the one who was pregnant.
I'm shocked the media didn't report -that- as news.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think the media is missing the bigger story. She's painfully, almost pathologically shy and very gawky as a result. I predict she'll bank several million making movies throughout her 20's, then disappear from the showbiz scene entirely.