Date: 12 Apr. 2010
The Globe headline reads "Doris Day Prepares To Die". If Cher's "deadly disease" headline is the lowest level of Brave Last Days Alert, this qualifies as the highest.
Again, this blog sends its best wishes to anyone the tabloids put on this list. Eventually, someone who they say is dying will actually die, but it's April 1st and their dead pool list does not have a single hit yet.
UPDATE: A detail I left out of the original post is that Ms. Day is spending $250,000 for a home her beloved pets can live in after she is gone.