Wednesday, March 3, 2010

You So Crazy Alert™:
Danica Patrick collapses

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

The Globe tells us that race car drive Danica Patrick has collapsed because of some drama going on behind the scenes at NASCAR.

What they are really telling us is that she can't win because she's a dumb girl. Threatening acts of vehicular manslaughter while encased in 3,400 pounds of metal moving at 180 miles per hour or faster is MAN'S WORK, and don't you forget it, little missy.

Why don't you run along and keep making those soft porn ads for that stupid website. Oh yeah, they won't let you make ads unless you are driving cars too fast for a living, will they?

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

She was all loosie goosie on Chelsea Lately. I think she's a tippler.