Date: 15 Mar. 2010
Doesn't Ronnie look great in this picture? Wouldn't he look even more confident and relaxed with a mild, cool Chesterfield?
The Sun went back to being vague and offering horoscopes, but the Weekly World News lets us know that from beyond the grave, Ronald Wilson Reagan, the only president with six letters in each of his three names, (that's 6-6-6 for those of you keeping score at home), has a secret plan to save America.
Though if it entails massive defense spending, tax cuts that starve the Treasury, running up huge deficits and gutting regulatory agencies, we already tried that not so secret plan and it didn't work out so hot.