Tuesday, March 30, 2010

On the rocks alert:
More details about Jesse James, man slut.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 5 Apr. 2010

In Touch broke this story twelve days ago, so I am giving then the last word of this week. There will probably be more new dirt on Thursday, but this is the last of the seven stories that were on this week's tabloids.

The story is mostly about Jesse's habits, and as you might expect, they are not savory. According to In Touch, he has had phone sex with his porn star ex-wife, he trolls the Internet looking for girls, he does not wear a condom during sex and Sandy is panicking about picking up an STD from the guy.

I'd like to tell Ms. Bullock that he probably doesn't need a condom during phone sex, but this guy is so sleazy, he might have figured out how to get a dose of the clap from a phone call.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, forgiving is one thing, but his choice in whores makes me think Bullock would be in danger of getting STD's if she took this loser back.
Besides, once a cheater...

Karen Zipdrive said...

I predict, in a year or less, the Internet will be abuzz with videos of this man whore banging some biker slut.

Matty Boy said...

We'll see how your prediction turns out, KZ. As you'll see, it's hard to do much worse than the tabloids have done these first three months.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The photos of him posing as Hitler tell me a sex video is definitely not out of the question.
How cool would it be to see him, Tiger and some skank together?
Nah- he'd never go Black-ish.