Friday, March 12, 2010

On the rocks alert:
Michelle orders Obama to stop boozing

Publication: Globe
Date: 22 Mar. 2010

Which of the tabs pick on the president? The Globe and the Examiner. These are also the tabs that pick on Prince Charles and occasionally go with covers completely devoted to old people gossip.

In any case, the Demon Rum appears to be as much trouble for the Obamas as it was for the Bushes, so Michelle is ordering Barack to stop. Except Obama doesn't have multiple arrest for drunkenness like George did and Michelle never killed a guy with her car like Laura did.

But other than that, it's exactly the same.

2 comments:

Zoey and Me said...

This is really some stupid shit stuff they're pushing. Must have been a slow news gossip day. Does the White House publish how many drinks are drunk and by whom? I wonder.

Matty Boy said...

Don't wonder. They don't publish that.

Usually the tabloids have sources, but when it comes to the political stuff, I'm just guessing they are going for the large percentage of Americans completely turned off by politics.