Wednesday, March 24, 2010

On the rocks alert:
Kourtney and Scott, the lie to end it all.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 29 Mar. 2010

Haters gonna hate, and nobody drinks the Kourtney and Scott Hater-ade as much as the writers and editors down at In Touch magazine. This week they tell us about the lie that will end it all.

Consider for a moment that there is a ex-journalism major, a college graduate whose job is now sifting through the trash some source feeds In Touch about this couple and turning it into punchy, grammatically correct sentences EVERY FREAKING WEEK.

The things we do to pay off our student loans.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay, I am about to issue the final edict on all things Kourtney and Scott.
1. It is a given that Scott Disick is a total douchebag.
2. He's also a drunk who can't handle his liquor.
3. Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner hates his guts.
4. Youngest Kardashian sister Khloe hates his guts.
5. Kim Kardashian gets along with everyone, even this douchebag.
6. Rob Kardashian likes him, but they are bad influences on each other.
7. Disick's baby mama Kourtney is the oldest Kardashian sister. She is several years older than Disick.
8. She is also the most codependent Kardashian sister.
9. Like most codependents, she also is an enabler.
10. Alcoholics like Disick love, love, love codependent enablers.

And there you have it.

Matty Boy said...

Thank you for your expertise in these matters, KZ.