Saturday, March 27, 2010

Man Slut Alert:
Jesse James is a nasty piece of work.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 5 Apr. 2010

Jesse! Grab a brew from the fridge and welcome to the Man Slut lounge! That's John Edwards and John Mayer over there, discussing sexual napalm. Justin Timberlake said he might stop by later, but really, he's not in to hanging out with the guys and just chillin'. He's really into the lots and lots of poontang.

You can dig that, right?

The National Enquirer mentions Sandra Bullock, but only as a way to introduce Jesse James, then drag his name through the mud at least three times. Of course he's a man slut, at least 11 other women.

But how about domestic abuse? Yes, he's done that too, according the The Flagship.

We need one more character flaw to hit the trifecta. How about slurs against blacks, Hispanics, Jews and gays? Okay!

When the tabloids are finished with Jesse James, I don't think even meth dealers will be returning his calls.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

He probably IS a meth dealer.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, and apparently he has a helluva rap sheet, including some domestic abuse, which puts him in the Chris Brown, O.J. Simpson end of the cesspool.