Friday, March 19, 2010

Hey Old Timer Gossip Alert, with a whiff of Hairdresser:
Hot Hollywood Gossip! (Not really)

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 29 Mar. 2010

If there is a weekly competition for most out of touch tabloid, the Examiner has to be the winner this week. Here are the people in the mishmash of stories they entitled HOT HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP! In a sub headline, they include "Gay rumors!", though they didn't say who and I didn't care enough to look.


The closest thing to hot Hollywood gossip is a rumor that Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are breaking up. They've never married, but they have been together 27 years, so if true, this would qualify as a news story.


They have some gossip about Larry King. He broadcasts from Los Angeles, so he kind of counts as Hollywood gossip, but if it's anything like earlier gossip about him, I don't want to know.


There's gossip about Sarah Palin. This could qualify as hot, but not Hollywood.


Bea Arthur. Hollywood, yes, hot, no. A dead mid-level celebrity cannot create hot gossip. Digging up trash on Sinatra, maybe that qualifies. Digging up trash on Bea Arthur... dude. Not even.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Get a load of Palin's fingernails.
Gross!