Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
Rachel Ray disses Martha and Oprah


Publication: National Examiner
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

I've already called the Examiner the tabloid for old people, but Rachel Ray has only been in the public eye for about six years now. Wouldn't that shoot a hole in my theory?

It certainly takes some 'splainin'. She's famous on daytime TV, and daytime TV is a favorite with old people. Also, she is ragging on Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey, and both of them have been famous since the Reagan Administration, so old people will not need this story 'splained to them.

She's an upstart whippersnapper, I tell ya, and she better stay OFF MY LAWN!



1 comment:

KarenZipdrive said...

Rachel Ray needs to stop all the grating giggling and using words like yummo and e-v-o-o.
Martha Stewart said of the whippersnapper, "I don't think she even has her own garden."
Game, set, match.