Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert:
Marie Osmond collapses, weighs 109 pounds

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 29 Mar. 2010

The rest of the tabloid world is leaving Marie Osmond alone in her time of grief, but the Enquirer keeps hammering away at her. Their latest cover story is that she has collapsed and now weighs 109 pounds, which is at least ten pounds underweight for a 5'5" woman.

When one magazine keeps running with negative stories about someone, it usually means they have a well placed source. I hope Marie can find out who it is and stop talking to that person.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I seriously doubt she's only 109 pounds.

Anonymous said...

She's not 5'5" either. More like 5'3" before those 4 inch heels she's always in!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Maybe all that Botox in her face makes her look taller.

Matty Boy said...

She's been through a lot lately so I feel bad piling on, but when I saw this picture I thought "So, this is what Wayne Newton would look like if he ever took a picture without that idiot grin."

Karen Zipdrive said...

danke schoern