Thursday, March 11, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Katie Holmes and the psycho cult

Publication: Star
Date: 22 Mar. 2010

Last year, when I was only looking at The Only Ten Magazines That Matter in passing when I went to the supermarket, I would have guessed that BrAngelina and TomKat were the two most popular stories they told. Here we are in Mid March and we get the first actual TomKat cover on a tabloid, so I was half right.

The story line is set, of course. Scientology is a psycho cult and she's trapped. Star gives these details. She's pregnant with baby number two. Tom has tightened the leash. She is forced to go through agonizing detox. There is some sort of pre-natal Scientology indoctrination going on.

By the end of the year, we'll at least know if the baby rumor is true.

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