Friday, March 26, 2010

Bun In The Oven Alert™?:
Beyoncé is expecting

Date: 25 Mar. 2010

One of the online gossip sources says that singer/actress/low flying angel Beyoncé Knowles is pregnant for the first time. Her publicist denies it.

Matty Boy, is this just a cheap ploy to put a picture of Beyoncé on the blog?

Hypothetical question asker, how dare you use her name and the word cheap in the same sentence. I will now express sham outrage at nearly Republican levels.

Hypothetical question asker calls Beyoncé cheap! When will he apologize to her AND to the American people? Shame, I say, shame!

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

If she is pregnant, let us pray the baby gets her looks and not Jay Z's.
He looks like a slightly retarded, skinnier version of Magic Johnson.