Saturday, March 13, 2010

Brave Last Days Alert:
Burt Reynolds

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 22 Mar. 2010

Usually, Brave Last Days trumps "xxx dying!" for seriousness of situation, so The Flagship has raised the stakes on Burt Reynolds. The lowest alert is "xxx has 3 years to live!" or such similar number.

For those keeping score, it's mid March, 21 people have been put on the tabloid death watch lists and all of them are still alive.

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