Date: 15 Mar. 2010
The old timers' favorite tabloid this week is the Globe, not the Examiner. Three of their four stories on the cover this week involve people who were famous when I was in grade school, and I'm old enough to get some preliminary mailings from the AARP.
The two highest profile animal rights activists in Hollywood are Betty White and Bob Barker. This week, Bob wants to make sure that the killer whale who killed the trainer at Sea World in Orlando is not put to death. This puts Barker in conflict with the American Family Association who say that not only should the whale be stoned to death, a difficult proposition, but the owners should be killed as well.
Until this moment, I didn't realize Bob Barker was a Satanist, but the more I think about it, the more sense it makes.