Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Bells are Ringing Alert:
Simon Cowell and Mezghan Hussainy

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

While Tuesday will feature stories about fat and way too skinny, here are two people who are very pleasantly trim and attractive.

He is a fathead, however.

The Globe says Simon Cowell, aggressively middlebrow jerk, is getting married to his longtime girlfriend Mezghan Hussainy. She has been seen wearing a very large ring. Representatives for Cowell are denying the marriage rumors, but you can't deny she wearing a big rock.

Make of this what you will.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

The Hope Diamond wouldn't be large enough to make Simon Cowell a desirable groom. Besides, he makes my gaydar alarms go off.