Thursday, February 11, 2010

Skeeter Davis Alert™:
Nostradamus says killer quakes will rock the United States


Publication: Sun
Date: 22 Feb. 2010

For the second week in a row, the Sun has a headline specific enough to make it on this blog. There will be huge earthquakes, and they will start massive fires.

The good news is that Barack Obama has a secret plan to save us. This of course assumes he can get it past the Republicans in Congress.

4 comments:

dguzman said...

Am I imagining it or did I hear they had a 4.something earthquake in Chicago?

susan s. said...

dguzman... 3.8

Abu Scooter said...

Of course, the Republicans will oppose Obama's grand plan. The idiots I'm worried about are the Democrats who took contributions from the earthquake lobby.

OTOH, Richter 4 is a big quake for Northern Illinois. No fire, though.

Matty Boy said...

Abu S.: Very droll.

Of course, Obama's secret plan includes re-education centers, so it may not completely be a win-win.