Sunday, February 7, 2010

On the Rocks from on the rocks alert:
Jen rejects Brad


Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

So here's the problem. Last week, almost every tab had Brad Pitt OUT THE DOOR. It was over, it was through, move along folks, nothing to see here.

Then counter reports surface and Brad and Angie are actually seen in public, so the tabloids had to come up with Alternate Plan B. The Flagship's version of the new situation is that Jennifer Aniston rejected Brad, and that's why he's still with his evil, shrewish wife.

Clear? If not, there are other alternate explanations coming in the next few days.



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