Friday, February 5, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
John Edwards beat Elizabeth

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

Now that O.J. is in prison, can we find a celebrity everybody can hate just as much but who hasn't faced justice yet? If The Flagship has any say in it, that celebrity will be John Edwards, cheating scumbag now said to be wife beating scumbag.

A love child, a sex tape, beating his wife... the list goes on and on.

Just a quick reminder that not every sexually screwed up politician is Republican.


Karen Zipdrive said...

As much as I hate to believe Edwards would lay a hand on his cancer-striken wife, I think he's a total scumbag who's capable of anything.
Is Elizabeth were to even subtly verify it in so many words, the term "lynch mob" greatly appeals to me. Just tell me where and when, and give me time to find a good, stout bullwhip.

Matty Boy said...

If there really were a just God, we know who would have cancer in this couple, don't we?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yes we do, and it would be inoperable penis/anal cancer that caused agonizing pain, swelling and an ungodly stench.