Thursday, February 4, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
George W. and Laura Bush separated

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

Having beat up on the Obamas for a while, the tabloids are back on the story that George W. and Laura are having their problems. The National Examiner goes so far as to say they have separated and George is begging her to take him back.

I wonder what it's like for them to go to a supermarket and see their dirty laundry aired for all the world to see?

Who am I kidding? Somebody does their shopping for them, and it's only a 50-50 chance that person has a green card.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

George wants Laura back because he gets too sloshed to drive to the liquor store for another bottle of Jack Daniels.
She used to readily agree to do that errand because she was constantly running out of Newports.
Ultimately, she won't leave him though. Stirring old Barbara's wrath would be worse than staying with old Dopey.