Monday, February 1, 2010

On The Rocks Alert:
Elizabeth Edwards attempts suicide

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 8 Feb. 2010

Here is the difference between The Flagship (Enquirer) and The Gold Standard (People) in a nutshell.

People talked to Elizabeth Edwards and confirmed that she was separating from her scumbag husband John. The Enquirer talked to some source that says she tried to commit suicide.

This is why I will never completely trust the Enquirer. They always try to cast the worst possible light on a story, so no one is going to answer charges brought against them in this rag. Recall that Britney Spears was supposed to be in the nuthouse as of two weeks ago, but she was seen at the Grammys last night. Either it was a really short stay or a clinic with a very relaxed release policy or the Enquirer was just making up crap.

We report, you decide.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Suicide? I think homicide would make more sense. And it would be JUSTIFYABLE homicide.