Tuesday, February 9, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:
Brad loves Jen, Angie breaks down


Publication: OK!
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

The Most Famous Triangle of the Century gets rung one more time today, and will also get a ring tomorrow. This time, the story is that Brad loves Jen and Angie breaks down. Recall that earlier this week, Jen rejected Brad according to the National Enquirer.

Let this be a lesson to us all. Sex with female celebrities causes insanity, and even being as good looking and famous as Brad Pitt himself is not enough to inoculate a man.

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