Saturday, February 6, 2010

On the rocks alert and Love Bird Alert™:
Jamie Lynn Spears breaks up with her baby daddy, hooks up with businessman

Publication: Us Weekly (website)
Date: 6 Feb. 2010

Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn, the second most famous teenage mama in the United States, broke up with the father of her child Casey Aldridge, seen here wearing the baseball cap all fathers of bastards are contractually obligated to have this century.

According to the website, Jamie Lynn has traded up and is dating 28 year old local businessman James Watson. Ms. Spears is 18 and living in Mississippi, so she has been over the age of consent for what, five years now?

In that neighborhood, I think "businessman" is code for anyone who doesn't live in a trailer park. Heck, Mr. Watson might even own the damned trailer park!

Think anybody in this story knows that her new proud squire has the same name as the guy who discovered the molecular structure of DNA? Yeah, me neither.

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