Date: 1 Mar. 2010
Here's our first tabloid headline about the stars of Twilight for 2010. Robert is hiding something from Kristen.
Ooooh, I'm so excited! What could it be? If this picture is any indication, he may be ready to tell her that he's finally learned how to tie his shoelaces ALL BY HIMSELF!
The increased esteem she will feel for him will quickly translate to hot monkey sex.
Good on ya, Rob!