Thursday, February 25, 2010

Love Bird Alert™:
Barbara Walters moves in with her boyfriend

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

More data supporting the idea that the Examiner is the tabloid for very old people. They want you to know that the brazen hussy Barbara Walters is moving in with her boyfriend.

Personally, I think Ms. Walters is just striking a blow for the sanctity of marriage. Since we know that marriage is for procreation and not recreation and Old Babs is now 80, letting her get married is effectively as bad as letting gay people marry, and we know that just isn't done, right?

Good on ya, Babs, you slutty old geezer!

1 comment:

susan s. said...

But she's only 78 in this picture!