Publication: Chicago Sun-Times
Date: 4 Feb. 2010
The tabs missed it, but it is being reported that the 51 year old Madonna and her 23 year old Brazilian boyfriend Jesus Luz are going their separate ways. It turns out that besides Kabbalah, they don't have that much in common.
Besides being 28 years older than Jesus, Madge is 14 years older than Jesus' mom.
Do the math. Or don't. It's icky.