Saturday, February 27, 2010

Leaving the Love Boat™:
Jenny Sanford granted a divorce from Gov. Mark Sanford

Publication: McClatchy Newspaper (The State, South Carolina)
Date: 26 Feb. 2010

As should come as a surprise to no one, Jenny Sanford has been granted a divorce on the grounds that her husband was unfaithful.

You know, her husband the governor who couldn't stop FREAKING BLABBING ABOUT THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IN ARGENTINA!

The National Enquirer is being talked up for a Pulitzer for the work done exposing John Edwards' sordid life, but all ten of the tabs were completely shut out of this ridiculous example of true love spoiled by two inconvenient prior commitments.

Because of the adultery, the divorce won't be final for about two weeks, but it's just a formality.


susan s. said...

Saw news of this on Countdown. . . Do you think the Governor of Nevada will make it to the tabloids? Enquiring minds want to know. . .

Karen Zipdrive said...

I admire Jenny Sanford. I hope she emptied out his bank accounts on her way out the door.