Date: 15 Feb. 2010
This week in the tabloids starts with a bang, and I promise there's plenty of fireworks to come. Reputable publications have already said that the Dennis Hopper divorce is really a squabble between his wife Victoria and an adult daughter from a previous marriage. But reputable publications didn't tell you this brouhaha involves guns, drugs and murder threats, did they?
This gives you an idea of the drama level you can expect this week on the covers of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter™.
Stay tuned. I'm not kidding.