Saturday, February 20, 2010

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
Jessica Simpson sick of mouthy man slut John Mayer

Publications: OK!, Us Weekly
Date: 1 Mar. 2010

Earlier this week, Both Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson were pissed off at mouthy man slut John Mayer, but today we focus on the magazines that could only get vaguely sourced quotes from Jessica.

Obviously, Ms. Simpson has missed the point that in man slut-ese, being compared to napalm and crack cocaine are compliments. Jeez, Jess, lighten up, will ya? You had to have some idea who this guy was when you had sex with him.

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