Monday, February 1, 2010

Enboobening Alert™:
Heidi Montag feels like Hell.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 8 Feb. 2010

According to Weekly Life & Style, Heidi Montag's new face is frozen, her new huge boobs are like balloons and she is still swollen and in a lot of pain.

The frozen face is hardly news, since she went on some TV show and was interviewed. She was asked to smile and that look you see in the picture was the closest she got.

As for the rest of the stuff, remember she decided on ten plastic surgeries in the same day. Even when a person is as young as she is, the body needs time to heal and given that many changes, her body has to work overtime figuring out which of the disfigurements it should try to recover from first.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think she did it all for the Vicoden.
If I was married to a twit like her husband, I'd be downing Vicoden like Skittles.